• King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
  • Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
  • King of France: send funds to America
jeffreyeugenides:

ramsa bolton (like…fem!ramsay…) doodle because…

jeffreyeugenides:

ramsa bolton (like…fem!ramsay…) doodle because…

tagged → #w o w #asoiaf #ramsay bolton

i dreamed a dream in time gone by

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when hope was high and life worth living

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i dreamed that love would never die

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i dreamed that god would be forgiving

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but the tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder

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as they tear your hope apart

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as they turn your dream to shaaaaaaame

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juilan:

im gonna fuck the earth

juilan:

im gonna fuck the earth

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see

you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

lucithor:

My finger slipPED

lucithor:

My finger slipPED

tagged → #vikings

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

And speaking of cake… I have cake.

tagged → #father ted

msmeminger:

wolfsfall:

I’ve just discovered that we can leave flowers on dead got characters’ graves and that is freaking awesome

why isn’t jaime lannister on here because they slaughtered his character

"My darling girl, when Ramses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe!"

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

gulltown asked: Myranda headcanon svp

What they smell like: sex Synthetic musk, cinnamon and a faint smell of strong masculine perfume like Brut.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): Completely naked and covered in furs. The type to wake and find the bed completely unmade. Heavy sleeper and snorer.

What music they enjoy: One of her favourite bands is Lovage. She also has a fondness for the rockabilly and dark cabaret genres and styles, with such musicians as The Hillbilly Moon Explosion and Jill Tracy

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: An hour at most. From choosing an outfit and changing it once or twice, to trying to perfect the winged tip eyeliner and struggling with the woes of curly hair.   

Their favorite thing to collect: She collects names odd little things that are shaped like a penis (ie: rocks, leaves…).

Left or right-handed: Right

Religion (if any): Atheist

Favorite sport: Doesn’t practice any sport, but enjoys watching rugby and football ;)))

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Bar-hopping (coffeeshop-hopping in amsterdam), trying the local cuisine, making friends with the locals.

Favorite kind of weather: Sunny, 24/7 beach weather.

A weird/obscure fear they have: Someone she’s having sex with suddenly dying again.

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: She is inexplicably good at the mechanical bull. 

*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*